I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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