In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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