Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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