dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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