Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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