No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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