You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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