you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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