when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize