No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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