I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
i out mim tonsoeep
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