We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Help. Why am I so naked?
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