how can u be prego again
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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