try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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