so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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