I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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