You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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