I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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