I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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