I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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