remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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