it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
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