there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
