You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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