I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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