Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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