yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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