Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Randomize
