We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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