Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Congratulations! We have a period
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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