White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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