yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
you would pick up someone in the library
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You pole danced in your parka.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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