I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
its not stalking. its research.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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