so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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