That's when you crack a 10am beer
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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