Tell her she can't have a vagina
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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