i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Randomize
