hell yes lets make some ravioli
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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