I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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