We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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