strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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