its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
