You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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