forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
i used baking grease as lip gloss
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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