capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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