Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Sex in the backyard? Check.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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