How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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