who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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