thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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