Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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