Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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