what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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