none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
She announced her abortion via fbk
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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