Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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