Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
it was like eating out sand paper
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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