we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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