I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
