sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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