I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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